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NO REMAKE

posted 14 years ago by Nekrophagia
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Stop spitting in the face of fans with these non-stop pathetic remakes.

"I'm - I'm hurt real bad. I think I'm dying"

"Continue dying"

[–] DeRo64 13 years ago

It couldn't be any worse than Citizen Toxie. Well, I guess it could, but only if they want it to be a colossal failure.

"There is no escape, John!"

[–] Nekrophagia 13 years ago

Anything's possible in the current (lousy) movie landscape. I agree with you. CT was a big fat bomb. Parts 1 & 2 (uncut versions) are the only ones worth watching.

It's run its course and a remake would bomb unless it's made shakycam and quick cut to appease today's young audiences and their Godawful taste and 1 second attention spans. The only reason for a remake is to line the pockets of lousy film makers who seek to rape a classic cult film.

"I'm - I'm hurt real bad. I think I'm dying"

"Continue dying"

[–] mdharmeyer 13 years ago

non-stop?

[–] Nekrophagia 13 years ago

You interpreted that as meaning non - stop TA remakes. I was making a general statement about remakes.

"I'm - I'm hurt real bad. I think I'm dying"

"Continue dying"

[–] 13 years ago

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[–] Nekrophagia 13 years ago

Any release not rated R or NC-17 will bomb even worse. Good. Let them make it G for all I care. It's blasphemy to attempt a remake of any kind.

"I'm - I'm hurt real bad. I think I'm dying"

"Continue dying"