Things you learn from watching Threads

-The news reporter's red hair doesn't suit her flamboyant sweater at all.

-Finches will explode like popcorn when a nuclear blast occurs.

-The texting zombies of today's society would go into withdraw if this film ever became a reality - and video gamers would probably kill themselves, having no electricity.

-We all need to GET BACK TO BLOODY RUSSIA!

-Spiders in the U.K. always build webs right before the Americans and the Russians fight.

-We should all feel very sorry for the actress who plays the woman who wet her slacks as the bomb went off, she'll never live down her one and only role as "Woman Who Urinates on Herself": http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1856457/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t53

-After killing criminals and stealing their crisps, it's of vital importance to ask what flavour they are.

-During a nuclear attack, the mushroom cloud will change its shape and color repeatedly, and mimic stock footage to an alarming degree. Oh, those silly mushroom clouds!

-After a nuclear attack, children like Ruth's daughter still have the benefits of getting cavity fillings and ear piercings.

-Despite the electromagnetic pulse burning out most devices, video games still work so nerds will take over with them.

-This is the skeleton of a cat! A cat's skeleton! :)


"The 21st century is all flash but no substance." ~ Smog City

If you're on the shag in Sheffield and the earth moves, it's sadly not you. It's likely to be the British army on their way to the middle east :(

In a post-apocalyptic wasteland where everyone is starving, meaty looking dogs will be permitted to roam the streets unmolested.

After a nuclear war, any future offspring will call parents by their first names.

It'll be like camping.

In your precious bag of scavenged supplies, there will be numerous curtain hooks.

Said hooks will be a huge pain to pick up if someone throws you and your belongings out onto the street.

School is closed today.

Michael's too young to know about abortion.

After the bomb, there's no time for babbies.

It’s bloody ridiculous to stop people like “that”

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yay, this is still here :)

When the sunlight returns after the "nuclear winter" it will be "heavier with ultra violet light." WTF does that mean??


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LMFAO nine years later!



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