What the hell is in those bags?


Rabid weasels.

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What the hell are you doing with a bunch of rabid weasels?

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Well they came in as part of a shipment of course they weren't supposed to be rabid but you know how these things happen.

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No, how do they happen?

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WATCH OUT DON'T GET BIT! Anyway I got em and I need your help.

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How?

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I got to get rid of these things.

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Well why don't you call an animal shelter?

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Well work it out hurt my business you know that's a bad scene rabies.

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I don't think so. I mean so what? You don't run a pet store. So some lab animals got rabies. Come on. Guys, take 'em to the pound!

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I just can't do that you got a take my word for it.

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Then what the hell do you want me to do?

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You have a crematorium right?

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You wanna burn them?!!!

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Yeah that's what I had in mind actually.

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That's cruel!

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We'll I can't think of anything else to do Horror Metal.

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You just can't burn animals alive, that's too hideous! At least let me kill them first. I'll take them out in the parking lot and put them out of their misery.

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I don't think that will work Horror Metal.

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I... I don't understand what's going on. Why not?

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Can you keep a secret Horror Metal?

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At this point I don't know.

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No you got to otherwise I just can't tell you.

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Alright. *heh* I swear.

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It's not weasels in the bags. No kidding here look!

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AUGHH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

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All right hold it together. Heavy Metal I've got a long story to tell you.

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Frankly traingp7, I think you acted precipitously in cutting up that corpse.

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Brilliant!!! Bravo guys

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We'll you maybe right but I did it so what are we going to do about it Horror Metal?

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Thanks! 

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If I let you use the crematorium, what's in it for me?

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What do you want?

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Well, uh, the way I see it, this is a pretty big thing.

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We'll you got it, whatever it is you want sir help me I'll do it promise.

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Alright, let's take of your problem.

Yes siree, you're gonna owe me a big one.

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Now buddy boy you're going to get rid of everything for me nothing left is that right?

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Everything will go.

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What about the bones Horror Metal?

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Bones are no problem. Hardest thing to burn is the heart.

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The heart why?

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Cause it's just one big tough muscle.

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Come on Horror Metal I don't want the hearts sticking around.

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Then I'll turn it up hotter for the heart!

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What about the split dogs they got to go.

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The split dogs will go too. Give me a hand, this is your mess!

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Now Horror Metal are you absolutely sure this will do the trick I mean nothing left?

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Nothing but a pile of ashes.

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I don't even want the ashes Horror Metal.

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Then I'll turn it up higher, and we'll burn the ashes too.

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Is the heart all gone Horror Metal?

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It's all burned up.

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Are you sure?

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Ravaged!

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Alright I'm home free I got it made you saved my @ass buddy boy and I owe you one GOD DAMN!

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Yes you do.

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