What the hell is in those bags?
Rabid weasels.
shareWhat the hell are you doing with a bunch of rabid weasels?
Horror_Metal
Well they came in as part of a shipment of course they weren't supposed to be rabid but you know how these things happen.
shareNo, how do they happen?
Horror_Metal
WATCH OUT DON'T GET BIT! Anyway I got em and I need your help.
shareHow?
Horror_Metal
I got to get rid of these things.
shareWell why don't you call an animal shelter?
Horror_Metal
Well work it out hurt my business you know that's a bad scene rabies.
shareI don't think so. I mean so what? You don't run a pet store. So some lab animals got rabies. Come on. Guys, take 'em to the pound!
Horror_Metal
I just can't do that you got a take my word for it.
shareThen what the hell do you want me to do?
Horror_Metal
You have a crematorium right?
shareYou wanna burn them?!!!
Horror_Metal
Yeah that's what I had in mind actually.
shareThat's cruel!
Horror_Metal
We'll I can't think of anything else to do Horror Metal.
shareYou just can't burn animals alive, that's too hideous! At least let me kill them first. I'll take them out in the parking lot and put them out of their misery.
Horror_Metal
I don't think that will work Horror Metal.
shareI... I don't understand what's going on. Why not?
Horror_Metal
Can you keep a secret Horror Metal?
shareAt this point I don't know.
Horror_Metal
No you got to otherwise I just can't tell you.
shareAlright. *heh* I swear.
Horror_Metal
It's not weasels in the bags. No kidding here look!
shareAUGHH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
Horror_Metal
All right hold it together. Heavy Metal I've got a long story to tell you.
shareFrankly traingp7, I think you acted precipitously in cutting up that corpse.
Horror_Metal
Brilliant!!! Bravo guys
shareWe'll you maybe right but I did it so what are we going to do about it Horror Metal?
shareThanks!
Horror_Metal
If I let you use the crematorium, what's in it for me?
Horror_Metal
What do you want?
shareWell, uh, the way I see it, this is a pretty big thing.
Horror_Metal
We'll you got it, whatever it is you want sir help me I'll do it promise.
shareAlright, let's take of your problem.
Yes siree, you're gonna owe me a big one.
Horror_Metal
Now buddy boy you're going to get rid of everything for me nothing left is that right?
shareEverything will go.
Horror_Metal
What about the bones Horror Metal?
shareBones are no problem. Hardest thing to burn is the heart.
Horror_Metal
The heart why?
shareCause it's just one big tough muscle.
Horror_Metal
Come on Horror Metal I don't want the hearts sticking around.
shareThen I'll turn it up hotter for the heart!
Horror_Metal
What about the split dogs they got to go.
shareThe split dogs will go too. Give me a hand, this is your mess!
Horror_Metal
Now Horror Metal are you absolutely sure this will do the trick I mean nothing left?
shareNothing but a pile of ashes.
Horror_Metal
I don't even want the ashes Horror Metal.
shareThen I'll turn it up higher, and we'll burn the ashes too.
Horror_Metal
Is the heart all gone Horror Metal?
shareIt's all burned up.
Horror_Metal
Are you sure?
shareRavaged!
Horror_Metal
Alright I'm home free I got it made you saved my @ass buddy boy and I owe you one GOD DAMN!
shareYes you do.
Horror_Metal