And....after they torched Jerry's house
After the brilliant kiddie poos had their little joke on Hathaway and enjoyed their bullzhit feelgood 80s vibe amidst exploding popcorn and the aural pap of Tears for Fears, here's what happened:
(1) The military rebuilt the laser the next day, knowing the trick to achieve the 5 megawatts.
(2) Hathaway received even more lucrative DOD contracts and built an even larger, more elegant house.
(3) The kiddie poos are all sent to the federal supermax penitentiary near Marion, Illinois, where they live out their lives in solitary confinement.
The 80s were such bull$hit.