John Kerry!


Dude, former Senator John Kerry is amazing in this! What a creep! He lobotomizes reanimated corpses, drinks blood with his severed neck! Him hissing "Weeesssssst" and feeling up that girl with his decapitated body is all I can think of now when I hear him giving a speech as Secretary of State. So. Weird.

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Haha yeah I always thought David Gale resembled John Kerry as well.

Horror_Metal

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I KNOW!
I've been fooling friends with this ever since the presidential campaign.

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Kerry is frightening looking, no doubt.


Hey there, Johnny Boy, I hope you fry!

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Washington Post TV critic Tom Shales noted the resemblance back in 2004

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lol they do look alike

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I thought he looked familiar to me. Now i know he's a dead ringer (no pun intended) for the dude!

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All us guys just wish we can have hair like Kerry's at his age (70 or so)...

He doesn't wear a rug.



Send her to the snakes!

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LOL. I was thinking the same thing.



...frankly, liberals are insane

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Only problem is no one has yet reanimated Kerry!

Its that man again!!

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They really do look alike. I'm happy I'm not the only one who notices.

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