what happened to his pubes!!!!! i need closure. how come michael couldnt tell his hair to stop? why wont my pubes stop when i yell at them? are asian pubes special? i need answers!! "Were wrecking like trains" Jesus' Son
first of all, his pubes stopped growing because he yelled at them and you obviously no that, but since they stopped growing there was no need to bring them up again. just another credit to the excellent writing. second, conrad was too worried about doing well in school and having quality friends to remember to tell michael that he had made his hair stop growing. third, your "pubes", as you so rudely call them, won't stop growing because your body is probably as dirty as your mouth. and lastly, conrad's private hairs were quite special because if you'll recall they were smooth and full-bodied, not coarse and curled.