That's because of The Disney Channel back in the day...when it was like HBO for kids. I just came in here looking for The Quest but couldn't find it (I just found out that it's listed as Frog Dreaming on IMDB) so I looked up this one instead. I could have SWORN that Alfonso Arau was the painter guy, but was just as surprised when I found that Colonel Tigh is in it. How did I go from this to Battlestar Galactica? Hmm.
I guess the next ones on my list, fellow late 20 year olds, is The Journey of Natty Gan and Never Cry Wolf. Yeah...THANKS Disney Channel. I guess I could also throw Wolfen in there...and Outrageous Fortune (isn't that the one where Peter Coyote is chasing someone on top of these big rocks in the desert and he falls off? I think so, too).
Oh, I'm about to melt your mind: anyone remember Battle Beyond The Stars? How about the "has-nothing-to-do-with-it-except-the-reuse-of-its-special-effects, sets and music" sister movie, Space Raiders.
And who could forget the movies that I always wind up confusing and mixing together into one big, fantastic epic:
Krull (that's the one with the big spider and the black stormtroopers that come out of the quicksand), Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone (the one with Michael Ironside as a Borg on a TechnoCrane), The Beastmaster (the one with the bird men who grab people with their wings and dissolve them away into mush), Runaway (the one with the little robot spiders that produce spikes out of their backs and fall on you from the ceiling), The Neverending Story (the one with the giant turtle and the scary wolf puppet that's obviously speaking German), Moontrap (watch Checkov try not to be Checkov...and Ash* is in it, too), Lifeforce (the vampires-from-space movie where Captain Picard melts or something), Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome (the one with the midget who rides atop the big guy as the deadly duo Master Blaster, and the funky plane that flys through Apocolypsized Sydney, Australia), Dragonslayer (the one with the scary dragon and the guy from Ghostbusters II in it), Wolfen (killer uber wolves run amok in New York), Jaws 3D (c'mon...you know you love it) and, of course, Conan The Destroyer (the one with the unicorn cyclops, or something like that).
My 80s childhood is completely screwed up because of those movies. I didn't even realize these were all bad movies until I grew up, bought them on DVD and watched them again. I'm not even going to bother with Porky's and Revenge of The Nerds. Instead, I'll just mention One Crazy Summer and let you guys chew on that. :-D
And I totally forgot to add The Ewok Adventure in there somewhere. And The Howling. And Silver Bullet. And The Gate. Poltergeist II, Critters, Steven King's It...and the other made for TV movie, Something Is Out There. Oh, and The Explorers. And Invaders From Mars. First Blood was really good. And what what was that Vietnam War movie where the guy kills himself by standing in front of the train? Wasn't De Niro in that or am I confusing it with The Deer Hunter?
*If I really have to explain who Ash is, then you're no friend of mine. :)
Jason R. Johnston | impossibleFX.com
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