My wife thought the theme song was . . .
"Myyyy, myyyy, myyyy I'm once bitten twice shy, baaaby!" by Great White.
Remember that late 80s song? She had me in tears when we found this in the $5 walmart bin. We found it, had to get it and then were trying to remember the awesome music from it. Hilarious. I love this woman.
She is the same woman that had me in tears when she told me she sat next to Snow at a NBA game. - She met J.T. Snow from the 76ers and I thought she meant the white rap dude from the 90s. Fellas, if you can find a woman like this, she is a keeper.
This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there.