t-Andrew:
I think most of the folks demanding a remake of this are doing so only because they are imagining the possibility of their favorite current beautiful actress (whoever that might be--Mila Kunis, Kristen Stewart, Jessica Alba, etc., etc, etc., fill in the blank) doing an entire film completely in the nude.
But it can't be done, not in the way Lifeforce was, anymore.
Lifeforce, though a commercial failure when first released, WAS nevertheless released, with a big production budget and to many theaters.
Now, today, would a big-budget English-language film with a wide theatrical release where the major female character was completely nude in virtually all of her scenes even be possible?
Absolutely not.
Any remake of this film aiming for wide theatrical release today would be grossly watered-down and a major disappointment.
The actress might have a few very fleeting scenes where she is totally nude, but otherwise would find a cloak and would be wearing it for the rest of the film (and not throwing it off like Ms. May did during Railsback's dream sequence, her beautiful breasts swaying over him).
There might be a tiny group of people out there who want the film remade because the dialogue was so cheesy and the acting so bad, but then that would defeat the purpose of the other reason this film is so popular--"it's so bad it's good."
I love the innuendo in this film that wasn't originally intended as innuendo--as when Railsback's character says "What's five miles long?"
Who would want to "fix" cheesy gold like that?
And besides, if somehow they did manage to pull a remake off, with full nudity and all, the "space girl" probably wouldn't be some natural beauty like Mathilda May, but someone with breast implants and all kinds of other body augmentation/"decoration" (read tattoos) that everyone seems to think is hot these days.
No, just leave this film alone.
It's fine just the way it is.
--Todd
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