Things I learned watching King Solomon's Mines

If you know how it goes, play along!
I had so much fun watching this movie, I decided to make the list. No particular order.

1. If a giant pot of boiling water begins to tip, the entire tribe will not notice.

2. To stop a lion from eating you, start making out with a girl.

3. Be careful when rolling out a carpet with a person, they will continue rolling.

4. Trains will not stop for cars, but will for elephants.

5. Any vehicle that crashes will automatically explode.

6. Cannibal tribes prefer white meat.

7. You can change the world by hanging upside down.

8. If you shoot randomly, you will probably hit your own men.

9. Train tracks will become flat when you're snagging on the end.

10. When a man dies from a trap in a merchant's house, he will worry more about the door.

11. If you fail at trying to ambush a caboose full of soldiers, play a song.

12. If a soldier is gay, you must shoot him in the balls.

13. If you scream really loud, the whole tribe will too.

14. Two people can feed a tribe of over 1000 cannibals.

15. Cannibals prefer eating fully clothed people.

16. Sharon Stone does not know how to beg for someone's life.

17. If you fall between a train, you will be okay, a chain is waiting at the end for you to grab.

18. Different tribes wear the same thing.

19. If you accidentally mess up someone's carpet, tell them "Wrong color".

20. If you touch lava, you will explode.

21. Blonde women will distract any soldier, except gay ones.

22. "Stop sinking! That's an order!"

23. Dead bodies will float on quicksand/mud.

24. If you're going to kill someone by lowering them into something, do it very slowly.

25. Don't step on the clearly colored red stone.

26. Swallowing bugs will keep up your strength.

27. If you see a giant spider, don't shoot it, just walk backwards until you're trapped in a web.

28. Some people will protect you by holding their eyes shut in fetal position.

29. If the whole ceiling is coming down, try pushing it back up.

30. A good place to store jewels is in your hat.

31. If you almost fall into a pit of lava, chains will be on the side for you to grab.

32. Sticks will not melt (or explode) in lava

33. If you're an adventurer and a girl is with you, she will eventually fall in love with you.

34. Soldiers cannot tell the difference between dynamite and a cigar.