Best Lines...

It's teety time!

"I-I-I-I-I-I wannn-n-n-na h-a-a-a-a-ve s-ex-x-x-x w---ith- youuu"

"This sh!t box is gross" & "Better watch out or a snake will crawl up your crapper"

"You're gonna get it, b!tch!"

"Say it like ya mean it, Ma!"
"Would you shut THE F-CK UP?!"

"You big dildo. Eat yer f-ckin' slop!"

"Who the f-ck are you and what the f-ck do you want?"

"That is one f-ckin' ugly man that goes there."

"This sh-t box is GROSS!"

"Okay. I told you this isn't funny. Now you gonna get it, bitch!"

Reportin' live for Black TV: White folks are dead, we gettin' the f*@# outta here!

"Lighten up, Demon, you'll feel a lot better after you s h i t."

"Those damn enchiladas!"

"You know, to be honest with you, I never chopped wood before, but it certainly looks like fun."



(Vic chops a chocolate bar with an axe)
Joey: "Well, if that's the way you feel, forget it, Vic! Just forget it! But I think you're really out of line."

then a homicide ensues. Hahaha. Hilarious.



and of course: "Ooooh baby, hey baby. Ooooh baby, hey baby."

Get off that *beep* bike and come eat my stew!!

You don't set a place for a dead person.

Wanna chocolate bar?

There are so many great lines but watching this movie again I think Billy (the bald guy who is doing Coke) has an epic dialogue before snorting his line of coke.

" There it is, that is the whole f'n thing, you just stay right there doll. It's just what the doctor ordered. Nothing like a little preventive medicine and before I cash these, a little cloudy in the mountains, sunny in valleys, and snow flurry's up your nose"







BOB SAGEEETTTTT!!!!! - Tourettes Guy