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The John Matrix Diet


Breakfast: Green Berets with freshly squeezed Marine juice.
Lunch: lettuce, tomato and Navy SEALs sandwich.
Dinner: Medium rare Delta steak with a side of mashed Airborne with garlic. For dessert some delicious Ranger parfait.

Follow this diet plan and you too will be able to smell attackers from a mile away, lift phone booths and throw a steam pipe with such force that it punches a hole through a human being.

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You guys eat too much red meat!

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Thank you for this great post ??

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My god that was funny asS hit!

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lol too funny..

made me hungry though.

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