100 things I´ve learned from Commando

I know it`s been on this board before, but I`ll try to give it another direction:

1. It`s better to let off your steam before messing with Matrix!
2. Rule number 1: John Matrix is always right and you are always wrong!
3. It is better to pretend that you are deadly tired than Matrix "singing" you to sleep!
4. When you recrut John Matrix for a mission do not expect to get anything more than `bodies´!
5. When your name is Bennett and you are wearing light chain mail and have lately kidnapped Matrix´ daughter, you are in for some trouble!!
6. You can easily jump off a plane if your name is John Matrix!
7. John Matrix lies sometimes!

So what did Commando teach you?



`How do you know I'm mad?´
`You must be or you wouldn't have come here.´