Pitcher's mound in the hotel room?
Man, this would have been fun to try spen all that money in a month.
I would:
-pay for basketball lessons from Kobe Bryant for a month
-pay Diddy to be my Hype Man
-pay Morris Day and the Time to be my theme music wherever I went
-pay Prince for guitar lessons
-pay Mike Tyson to be my personal bodyguard
-pay Michael Bay, Will Smith, and Martin Lawrence to shoot an action scene with me as the drug dealing bad guy.
-rent Staples Center and pay Eddie Murphy to give a free Stand Up Comedy special
-pay for a private dinner with both Obama and Bush
-run for Mayor
-take out ads in every newspaper and magazine palming Kim Kardashian's ass.
-beat up Lil Wayne and settle out of court
Even if I didn't succeed, my month would be worth going back to the poor house.