'Hey Dixon i saw your wife on tv too'
'oh yeah'
'yeah she sure is an ugly bitch'
just classic Candy
If youre gonna be a bear, BE A GRIZZLY!
yes the best line, and the line following w the next batter...
your not going to talk that way to me the way you did w dixon.
why? havnt you met his wife
yeah, ugly bitch!
*homerun*
I like Candy's courtroom scene:
Judge: So you were making advances on a woman who was clearly involved with another man>
Candy: If you don't make any calls, you don't make any sales. <followed by the patented John Candy laugh>
Pryor: This man does not represent me, your honor!
Candy: I would just remove that from the record, I would.
I like Candy going, "Chuck Fleming! Hey are we on the air now Chuck? Is this working? Can I say something to all the people who thought I was a loser Chuck?" Blows a raspberry and does a *beep* you with his arm.
shareMonty: I had to pay Heller and Salvino $4 million dollars for the emotional damage i caused them.
Reporter: What do you think of them now?
Monty: I think they're slime, and you can quote me!
Spike: Dont quote him!
I am Jack's smirking revenge
I like the part when Monty first meets Warren and chats to him etc and then when Warren is leaving he says 'Nice to meet you!' and Warren replies 'Nice to meet you too' and then Monty turns to the camera and says 'Now that was a real *beep* Ha ha classic!
"When your down here with me you'll float too!!"
The part where the guy runs into Monty and Angela, and after he finds out who Monty is:
"I really don't feel very well - I'M STARTING TO LOSE FEELING IN MY LEGS!"
That line made me laugh.
The Falcon flies
"Choke this guy!" "Choke this guy!"
Montgomery Brewster: Spike do you know what I want you to do?
Morty King: Spike do you know what I want you to do?
Montgomery Brewster: "Choke this guy!"
Morty King: "Choke this guy!"
LOL I love that part
Know who that was, right? That was Mindy's dad from the TV show Mork and Mindy.
shareMonty learns Spike made him 10 million dollars.
"Damn it! I'm right back where I started! Damn it!"
I loved morty king's lines. I wish ric moranis was in the movie more.
"We're going to knock out the walls too!"
"Everywhere!"
Everywhere.
Spare no expense.
Spare no expense.
Will you shut up?
Will you shut up?
Hahaha.
I also liked the video with Rupert Horn. "You don't get...DIDDLEY!"
Well, it takes one to know one.
share"Uncle Rupert, you A$$hole..."
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- "It isn't an asset anymore. He's mailed it!"
- "Monty, the New York Yankees don't want you. Hell, the Hackensack Bulls don't even want you!"
- "I'm going to have a bus take us over to the practice field. It's on Long island."
"Brewster, the airport's on the island. You hired helicopters to bring us here from the airport, just to have the bus take us back the island?"
"They wouldn't let me put the band on the runway, no matter how much money I offered them."
"Well... yeah... you can't play baseball without a band."
- "You wanna hire a piece of &%*$ cab for $5,000 a week!!!!?? Whadda country, America! I love it!"