He shoulda just came back the day after getting the $30 mil...
... and told the executor that he'd invested an Eddie Murphy movie at Paramount. Because in those days, apparently, Paramount movies never made ANY profits whatsoever. At least that's what they told everyone who was expecting money at the back end of their 80s blockbusters.
Hmmmm, that's good satire.
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