Black Cauldron Rant (Spoilers?)
All right, I saw this a couple of days ago, and just last night I thought of what I would say to explain how I feel about this movie: It just...stank, really, I wish Disney hadn't made this movie, because they made it too much of a caricature of their own past animation movies at a time when this shouldn't have been acceptable, and they messed up on Lloyd Alexander's story in the process.
When the movie began, right after that introduction, I knew immediately that I had made a mistake in renting this because of that music-that terribly idyllic music, 'tra-la-la' and zooming in on Dallben's house, where he just basically said, "that dratted Horned King" and talked to his cat- which happened to remind me of the cat from 'the Rescuers'; that was one of the first repeated images. Then Taran came on-screen, with his soft voice that didn't seem strong enough for a young man, and complaining- that's what he does a lot of in this movie, I don't think he complained or boasted this much in the books. After that, we got to see Hen Wen, which reminded me too much of Wilbur from the animated 'Charlotte's Web'- cuter than a pig should be. (At this point: good things were intro, a little bit of Taran's playing around, and then the oracle scene before we were introduced to the Horned King.)
Again with the idyllic music; Taran going off, all too full of himself, and then he loses Hen- wandering through that dark forest, there's the old familiar tree branch that Wart snapped back in 'The Sword of the Stone', and then here comes Gurgi. Immediately reminded me of Gollum- did Jackson/Andy Serkis get the idea for the voice from this character, or was it just already related to LOTR from the book; other things, like the evil castle, sort of reminded me of those movies/book. I do like Gurgi, but Taran was way too harsh here, threatening to hit him, and then he's the one full of contradictions- if he was truly noble, he would have let Gurgi just take the apple, not accuse him of being a thief and then later of being a coward, even though he was also scared about going to the castle alone and had asked the little creature to go with him. Poor Gurgi gets the rough end when it comes to this kid's frustrations. (Good thing-Hen Wen's abduction)
At the Horned King's castle, still can't believe the kid was able to sneak in like that-but then that was conventional-and then we see Creeper; that little henchman might have been too annoying, I don’t think he was in the series, yet he does have some good parts, including the last bit where he gets all goofy after HK's destruction-popping up with those antlers was a bonus. Anyway, Taran’s reveal and the subsequent confrontation, escape, and finally imprisonment were pulled off nicely with pathos and drama, you started to feel for this kid a little more.
Then Eilonwy shows up; she’s an interesting girl, at times a little more proactive than some of the other Disney princesses in the past, but she’s still got their weaknesses and seems a little more ‘dainty’ and ‘frail’ than a few. After that, we meet Fflewddur Fflam- this is a bit of a sore point, he does have some good parts here and the harp was in the book, but he’s still used too much for comic relief as a bumbling, befuddled old man who runs awkwardly and gets his pants ripped while shouting, “Greet Beelin!”; I don’t think he was like that in the book, seems too much like a poor imitation of Merlin in ‘the Sword in the Stone’. (More in the next post.)
As long as there is space, I'm going to stare off into it.