What I learned from Better Off Dead
It's ok to shower with your socks on because you can dry them with a hair dryer.
It's easier to rip out your car radio and throw it out the window than it is to just turn it off.
Car radios will continue playing for a little bit after being thrown out of the window.
Mountains are covered in pure snow and the street value is incredible!
Snorting snow freezes your brain and makes you hallucinate thinking you can't move your arm.
Camaros can run without alternators, water pumps and distributors.
French girls really know how to fix cars!
It's a shame to throw away perfectly good white boys.