From Roscoe, the sloppy restaurant owner
Roscoe: You look pretty stupid to me! Let's see if you have any brains. You take the meat, you understand? And you pat it into pig balls!
So many great ones. I think I'll go with "I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls." Or "That's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that".
shareLots of great ones, but I have to agree that the one about throwing out a perfectly good white boy always makes me smile. I also like "do you realize the street value of this mountain?"
shareRoy Stalin: You'd make a fine little helper. What's your name?
The humor for me was not so much the line but the delivery.
"HOLA. Lane Meyer."
"Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."
Also funny- not so much the lines but how they were said- when the guy says "you look pretty stupid to me" Cusack responds "THANK YOU!" (the way he said it was funny) and ditto for when his dad says something like "sorry to inform you but you WILL date" and Cusack responds "OH???" (again funny the way he said it.)
I'd forgotten some of these great lines, it's been so long since i've seen this, but by far the one that's always stuck with me is the "two dollars" continuously throughout from the paper boy especially the ski-biking off a cliff one.
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