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Small Wonder is a robot of FEAR

posted 19 years ago by CaveatEmptorGreg
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In the 1990s the mechanical girl from the popular television show Small Wonder was well-known in my hometown for terrorizing local animal shelters. My conclusion is that when the show went off the air the clockwork girl escaped and wandered around looking for meaning in its life due to the superior artificial intelligence in its computer chips. It used to mimic going to the bathroom like a real girl in the middle of street intersections. The authorities were called several times but Small Wonder always escaped into the forest to its secret wooded lair and the authorities never found it. I do not know where it is now but I live in fear for my life. I know that robots have no soul but I believe if it had one it would go to heaven.

"And Abram layeth with the Canaanites and eatedeth of the fatted calf" Acts 16:9

[–] daqwoo 19 years ago

I am so sorry to hear that Vicki the robot has gone underground. Small Wonder was a revolutionary show that made people wonder about things that are small. It really is a shame that the makers of the show let Vickie loose. My great- uncle, who fought evil robots in the sewers of Gary, Indiana, warned me of Vickie. He said, "Watch out for the evil that mecha-demon holds in its chest!" That day he died a mysterious death. No one knows how, but his face was frozen in a horrified expression that was exactly the same when he watched Small Wonder. I think Vickie killed him, or the gallon of Jim Beam and 152 vicodins he had in his stomach. I hope that Vickie is taken down, and like a good Christian, hope the devil doll will sit in heaven with the lord because I forgive her for the pain she has caused not only my family, but the entire world.

"Don't pity the man, pity the foo."- Walt Whitman

[–] Jimmy_Vibes 19 years ago

Ooookay.

Getting out of this...

[–] daqwoo 19 years ago

To write fanfic you have to be a fan. I'm no fan, just a concerned parent.

"Don't pity the man, pity the foo."- Walt Whitman

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