worst of all-time?


This was by far the worst movie of all-time!

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So very, very, very, very, catastrophically awful...

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I loved this movie. I haven't seen it in years, but I plan on buying the DVD soon. It's one of those movies that is supposed to be bad. That's what makes it so good. It's not a movie that tries to be serious and is laughable. This movie is meant to be laughable whether you're laughing with it or at it.

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The greatest cop comedy of all time. Screw Police Academy! "Night Patrol" was the inspiration for the "Cops" TV show.

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Apart from the AWFUL subtitle jokes, this movie was pretty funny...OK, it's not 'Some Like it Hot', but it has Linda Blair looking cute!

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This movie is funny! Much better than the comedies of today.

Mr Miyagi (Pat Morita) doing a raped girl!, come on! That was very cool! XD

And the soundtrack was great!

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I haven't seen "Night Patrol" in a while, but I DO remember Billy Barty's constant farting in this film, which, I think, was one of the last he did.

"Billy Barty had a party, everyone was there; Billy Barty blew a farty, everyone went out for air!"

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I consider this unjustly reviled film to be a true towering work of substantial and sophisticated cinematic art.

I enjoy keeping busy. Satan finds work for idle hands.

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It is not the greatest, but I have seen a lot worse. The Cream Of Washroom joke is funny. I have used it to critize the awful cafe that was in the
building I used to work in.

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Yeah, it was truly awful... except for the boobs. That's the only reason I watched it. Ah, those golden teen years...

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Do you know where I can find this movie?

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Worst movie ever.

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I love it.

I guess my mind just works differently. When I see people going on about how the Wedding Crashers or Super Bad or Knocked Up or whatever BS mainstream comedy is the greatest I just don't get it.

I mean, people still act like Old School or Walk Hard are the funniest movies ever.

I would take Night Patrol over any Seth Rogan movie.

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I think the first half is mostly funny. The diner scene is my favorite. Almost non-stop funny. Once the second half hits, it's very uneven.

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terrible but I have seen much worse


When there's no more room in hell, The dead will walk the earth...

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I thought it was the 2nd worst film I'd ever seen after seeing it at the Midnight Movies back in '84 - the worst remains "Comin' At Ya" a wretched 3D 'thing' from 1981...they still rank as the worst I've seen even after years of MST3K!

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