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Underpants

posted 17 years ago by kirki1978
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Thank God Tarzan invented himself a pair of undies. The thought of Christopher Lambert swinging through the trees with his nads on full view is too awful to comprehend.

[–] pacificboy 14 years ago

Speak for yourself.

"My brain rebelled, and insisted on applying logic where it was not welcome."

[–] liscarkat-2 13 years ago

In the book, Tarzan got his first loincloth from an African he killed.

[–] Tanaro_Fubine 12 years ago

Tarzan swing, Tarzan fall, Tarzan loses his underwear. Tarzan no care, Jane make him another pair.

Jane swing, Jane fall, Jane loses her underwear, Tarzan no care, Tarzan like Jane better bare.

Circa 1968.

[–] greatdarkspot-1 11 years ago

The one I had always heard (which would be very appropriate to the above comment was:
Tarzan swing, Tarzan fall, Tarzan break his mighty balls.

The one about his underwear was:
Tarzan swing, Tarzan dance, Tarzan lose his underpants.