'Nick the Dick'


I loved the part where that male stripper "Nick the dick" put his dick in a hot dog roll and asked Tawny and her friends if they wanted hot dogs and the mother was trying to get the hot dog off the plate but realized it was the guy's dick in the hot dog roll, LOL! :)

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One of the top classic scenes in comedy........

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The dialog is equally as funny:

Mrs. Thompson: Is that the foot long?

Nick: And then some.

"If my answers frighten you, Vincent, you should cease asking scary questions."-Jules Winfield

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The dialog is equally as funny:

Mrs. Thompson: Is that the foot long?

Nick: And then some.


Yeah, that was one of the highlights of the movie as i was laughing harder than usual on that part.

p.s. i just finished seeing the movie for the first time myself.


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this is such a funny movie, with so many classic scenes!
how about that couple in the hotel who always get suprised with that guy's butt.
or the scene where the guy felt in love with the transvestite!! hahahaha!!!!

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BY THE WAY MY NAME IS TIM,AND I'M ALWAYS AVAILABLE.I ALSO DO WORK ON BMW'S.NO NOT HER,SHE PEES STANDING UP!!

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I loved the part where that male stripper "Nick the dick" put his dick in a hot dog roll and asked Tawny and her friends if they wanted hot dogs and the mother was trying to get the hot dog off the plate but realized it was the guy's dick in the hot dog roll, LOL! :)



LOL!!!





"I kick plenty of ass, so call me an astronaut" - Dr. Dre

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YOU KNOW,THERE'S A FULL MOON OUT TONIGHT!

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Yeah it's one of my favorite parts too. You also have to admit that when a guy pulls out his dick and other men start clapping it's a high measure of respect.

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I liked when the donkey snorted the cocaine, took those pills and went ballistic!

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How about Gary's reaction when his new love pees standing up? Then he screams and goes into the shower to scrub his body vigorously.

"Rome. By all means, Rome."
- Audrey Hepburn, Roman Holiday

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great scene, only why did she keep tugging on it when she discovered what it was?

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Wait, so what exactly happened in the nick the dick scene? When i saw it on comedy central i thought it was that one of the women just couldn't help herself and grabbed nicks "private parts" through his clothes in front of everyone and moaned because she was so turned on about his "size" she just couldn't help herself

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That's edited. This is a movie you either need to buy or rent to get it in its full 80's glory.

In the movie, Hanks and his crew are having a bachelor party, but as the double standard goes, they didn't want the lady's to have fun. So, when they find out that the ladies are going to a strip club, they head over there first and pull this wuite original prank on the most prudish of the ladies, Kataen's mom. After hearing her order a hot dog, they get the Club's main attraction, Nick the Dick (name so because of his 12 inch plus penis) to encase his member in a footlong hotdog bun. He brings the order out to her, but is suspiciously carrying it at waist level.

(Nick Approaches)
MOM: Is this the foot long?

NICK: (self assured smile on face) And then some.

Mom then reaches for the hotdog, but finds that it is attached to Nick. So shocked is she that she yanks at it in denial. The women in her party have to pry her hands from the bun to stop her from yanking on it.

LOL

Minute afterward, she is still shocked. She is holding her hand in pretty much the same gesture that it was in while she was yanking on Nick's hotdog.

Shockingly dazed, she proclaims, "I had that man's penis in my hand."



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You know what really sold this scene? Was the look on the face of the one wild girl who was always dancing around. She was thoroughly impressed haha!

- The General has spoken.

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Yeah, I was wondering exactly the same thing myself. I mean, if you're gonna yank on it like that, at least give the guy a handjob!




I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.

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Funny how she actually pulls on it harder AFTER she realizes it's his dick.

Hilarious.

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To this day, when I hear the name Nick, I either think to myself or say aloud to my buddies "is it Nick, or Mr. Dick?"

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I saw it recently and I laughed a lot.
5/10

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