I dunno, but the part when Cole walks inot the hotel room and rick and O'neal start clapping and go, "Did anybody order an a$$hole from roomservice?" That part kills me everytime.
sharemy fave is when rick turns down having sex, and jay says something like "i wish i had a girl who was in my every thought...one i could spend alot of time with....someone i could really respect....hey, look at the cans on that bimbo!"
LOL
"gentlemen, start your boners"
shareMan, I have a ton.
Rick: "It's good to see you Brad."
Brad: "My marriage sucks. It's all Cr*p; it's just a big pile of Sh*t." The way he says it is classic
Pimp: "This being Milt".. Girls back in 45 min., or Milt cuts your balls off. Fair enough?"
Rick, at lunch with the Johnsons: "Yeah, Debbie and I are going to have kids right away. I'd like to adopt this 17 year old Korean girl I've had my eye on for a while."
And of course, "Is that the Footlong?"
Nick the Dick "And then some."
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<Gary> I just bet my balls, and shook on it.
<Boyfriend) This is the best 3-D I've ever seen
<Girlfriend> Ah, I've seen better
Then the girl gets punched in the face.
<Rick> What the hell are you doing?
<Brad> I'm slicing my wrist
<Rick> With an electric razor?
<Brad> I couldn't find any razor blades
<Rick> Well, at least your wrists will be smooth and kissable
NICK THE DICK ROCKS!!!
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"No! NO! NOT HER!! SHE PEES STANDING UP!!!"
"I'll have some of whatever he's smoking!"
Master Tang, "Kung Pow!: Enter the Fist"
Awesome thread. Just reading brought back so many happy memories. Thanks guys and gals. Just to add my two penny's worth:
Rick: "Geez, a donkey that doesn't want to be recognised? Something interesting is gonna happen here."
"She Pees standing up!"
"I just bet my balls... and shook on it"
Cole: "Low milage. It handles like a dream"
Rick: "So does Debbie."
"Have I had sex with anyone in this room tonight? Now, you're sure about this?"
Manager: "Just where do you guys think you are?"
Oneill: "The Library of Congress?"
Rudy: "Detroit?"
Brad: "Beyond the suuuun?"
Rick: "Any of those right?"
"Let's have a bachelor party. With chicks, and guns, and firetruck, and hookers, and drugs, and booze"
"Attention passengers. We are now leaving 'nun central' on our journey to HELL AND BEYOND"
Phoebe: "Mrs. Thompson. Do you have any more of this dip. It's, like, REALLY excellent.
Mrs. Thompson: "You just ate Purina Cat Chow."
Phoebe: "Oh, it's, like, SOOOOO GOOD.
She/Tim "By the way, my name is Tim and I'm always available. I also do engine work on BMW's." Gary: "AAAAAAAHHHAHHHHAAHH" Gary: "I just bet my balls and shook on It!"
pimp: Holy *beep* I am getting milt right now. I am getting the *beep* out of here
Shoot pass kick there ass
Rick is whistling.
Mr Thompson: "Rick, we don't have a dog."
Rick: "Shame, that's a waste of some good fat."
Rick: "Hey Rudy, isn't that a beautiful car?" (hint hint)
Three seconds for reply.
Rudy: Oh yeah, that's a beautiful car, Rick! Excuse me guys, I gotta go shake the weasel."
Hotel Manager: "This is the Park View Hotel. I am the hotel manager."
Everybody gives him a round of applause.
Cole: "It's got everything, it's got (discovers car is missing)....SH*T. SH*T, SH*T, SH*T!!!"
Rick: "Something amiss?"
Cole: "Well, my car is gone!"
There are many more, I just can't be bothered to type them all.
The whole film cracks me up!
One of the best comedies ever!
"What? Are you kidding? This place is like Christmas!"
(Matthew Lillard, Scream 1996)
After the father walks into the hotel room.
Rick: "Uh oh, it's mister laughs!"
"Shake the weasel" still a line I use today!
"Doc, I'll pay my bill!"
"Maybe she's checking him for a hernia"
"Hey Bob, this sure beats the *beep* out of sushi!"
"Uh oh, it's Mr. Laughs"
"Lay that pipe, brother!"
"He says he's having a great time and is thinking about changing his name to Spike"
"Nick, uh, what is it again?"
"THE DICK."
Rikthadik Ripplei loves that part.
Signatures are for people who can't handle not having signatures.
Jesus, I have a ton. This movie is one funny line after another.
Rick: What are you doing?
Brad: Slashing my wrists.
Rick: With an electric razor?
Brad: Yeah, I know, I couldn't find any razor blades.
Cole: Rick? I wanna talk to you.
Rick: Hey! It's COLE!
(Everyone claps)
Rick: Any of you guys order an a$$hole from room service?
ANYTHING that Gary says. He's such a friggin' geek. His scream after he finds out his girl is actually "Tim" is a killer, as is his scene scrubbing in the shower.
Debbie's Dad: Rick...I wanna cut through the B.S.
Rick: I'd like that.
Debbie's Dad: Good. I think you're an a$$hole. No, let me rephrase that - an immature a$$hole. Which is fine. Except that you're marrying my daughter and I'm afraid my grandchildren are going to be little a$$holes.
Rick: Attention, passengers, we are now leaving Nun Central and beginning our journey to Hell and beyond. The captain has turned off the "no smoking" sign, and you may now move about the cabin freely. Thank you for being Catholic, and for choosing the St. Gabriel's school bus.
Stan: What, are you NUTS? Look at my tits! They're perfect!
Brad: Guys! Guys, guys, GUYS!!!
Hotel Manager: JUST where do you guys think you are?
O'Neill: Detroit?
Rick: The Library of Congress?
Brad: Beyond the sun?
Rick: Any of those right?
Manager: This is the Parkview Hotel. I am the hotel manager.
(everyone claps)
Tina: STAAAAAAAN!!! You lying DOG! (starts to beat Stan up) What did you say, Stanley? (Punch) What did you SAY, STANLEY? (Punch) You said there'd be no hookers! (punch) No hookers! (Punch) No HOOKERS! (PUNCH) HOOKERS! (PUNCH) HOOKERS! (PUNCH)
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Mischief managed!
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Gary: "what boy George has a yeast infection? aw screw you"
****hangs up the phone and phone rings again, he picks it up"
Gary: "I told you not to call me again...your full of sh**...oh hi ma, yeah a loaf a bread...maaaa"
I love this movie...
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