Roger's secretary - "How 'bout a cup of coffee?" after Roger's fiancee overhears him talking to another "woman." I crack up every time I see that.
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Contrary to popular belief, it is impossible to overdose on marijuana... though many have tried.
THROUGH DOOR:
Roger: "I think anyone who fondles me in a men's room, I can be on a first name basis with!!"
Roger (as Edwina): "That's not fair! You told me to pull out your penis!"
-I am not sharing my body with anyone
Everyone will be very dissapointed
-What the hell are you doing in there??
Trying to release your "Mr Ed"
Stop playing with it and take it out
-how dare you say trhe word p-nis to a dead person
-Try to walkmore like a man
All right
-We will miss her, Bellaire oxygen Co
she was truly a great customer, J&J wheelchairs
and from browining orthopaedic matresses, May she continue to rest in oeace
-Mr Cobb, when I placed you hand on my heart did you feel anything special?
Yes I felt your left br...
-Also with her doctor, her nurse, Mr Miflin, an English Girl mwith no bra, a Hindu holding a bedpan on a stick.
-That's fpor calling me bananas
-I am going to tell Mr schuyler that you are an insolent little tpoad and demand that he frie you
Why don't you just enter his body and do it yourselftell me yourself.
-I would like to take a leak without being fondled
You might find it hard to believe but fondling you while You have a peepee is not my idea of a good time
" How DARE you say penus to a dead person"
"...he's gonna piss over your half of my body"
Some good stuff!!
Im the Alpha and the Omoxus. The Omoxus and the Omega
That really is the best one!! So funny!
I'm also a fan of the little monologue that Lily Tomlin says about wanting to be a bird that can fly with the wind and crap on Teri Hoskins' head. Hahahah too funny
When Roger is trying to play his guitar solo but can't get full use of his hand, the conductor scolds him for it then Tyrone says "You didn't like that?"
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