Well, Reading the Messages here Convinced Me...
I watched the movie. Congratulations, you actually convinced me. I must say, I rather enjoyed it. I already had a pretty good idea what to expect of the film after reading the messages here, so I wasn't really blown away by anything. It was, quite simply, "cute." It was like a pastiche of a "B-movie" or old-time serial, only played straight, rather than campy (which is kind of what I was expecting it to be). In fact, it was so straight, I actually found it to be kind of dry half-way through. I have also been told that it has to be viewed multiple times to understand everything, but I thought it pretty much made sense the first time. I will be sure to watch it again, just in case.
My only complaint was that there were so many "sidekick" characters, there was not enough screen time to get to know anybody well enough to care enough about them. Its like, many things are "hinted" at, but never explained, so as to give the feeling this is part of something much bigger, but it really isn't (notably, the "Stay tuned for the sequel..." message at the end, which of course, never happened). But I guess that's what everybody loves about it--its quirkiness.
There are too many questions to ask. Like, why is so it important to show that he is a brain surgeon, and a rock singer, etc. at the beginning, when none of these things are ever called upon again? And, of course, the biggest question of all: Why is Jeff Goldblum dressed like a cowboy? I know there's no answer to that, but that's what they want me to ask, right?