Skip is an idiot !!!

Skip has both Stacy and Beth basically throwing themselves at him. The daughter is begging him to come over whenever they're on the phone together. The mother is right on top of him whenever they're alone.

So, if he plays his cards properly he can do both of them no problem. It wouldn't even require much agility on his part. And it would basically be the dream scenario for any teenage boy : Get schooled by the MILF on how to screw the teenage daughter ! The seasoned veteran mother would have been training him, giving him mad skills. And then he would have turned around and driven the daughter crazy with moves he learned from the mother. It's any teenage boy's dream !

But he does the ONE thing that would ruin it : He gets caught in bed with one of them.

That was the absolute ONLY thing that would ruin it. He could have carried that thing on for months if he had just put a slight amount of planning into it ! Like, not just walking into the house and saying "uh....anybody home ?"

You're an idiot Skip !!!