Things you learned from watching Valley Girl
1. Tommy has been thinking about Loryn a lot. I mean, like all day.
2. Fred doesn't have a death wish.
3. It tastes like Clorox.
4. Brad hasn't tried the sushi yet.
5. Randy will never take Stacy anywhere again because she gets cold easily.
6. Harvey is too much of a wuss to handle a Mohawk.
7. Julie likes Woody Woodpecker.
8. Suzi wants to know exactly when Skip will call. WHEN?!?
9. If you don't drink out of a straw, you are out of touch with civilization.
10. Suzi's sister is not too cool.