This is my go-to every year.

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Lol

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I say that every New Year in that voice, and my brother looks at me sternly and in his best stuffy white man's voice corrects me: "It's 'Happy' New Year. In America, we say Happy New Year"!! I of course then apologize: "please forgive my English!"

A holiday tradition in our family despite our wives thinking we're completely touched in the skull.

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American English, with all it's sayings has got to be one of the hardest languages to learn.

Another from the movie 2010

Russian: "It a piece of pie!"
American:"No,no - It's a piece of cake..cake!"

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Further, they also get the "easy as pie" wrong as well.

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