Worst movie ever


Well close, if it were not for Porkey's the Revenge.

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BS. This movie is not as good as the first one, but its still good and its the perfect sequal. Now Porkys Revenge is another story.........

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The problem with Porky's Revenge is that they did not continue on with the same cast as in the first two movies. I do not like it when film studios do that.

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What do you mean they didn't continue with the same cast as the first two?

Who did they change?

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Well in the sequel they did not bring all of the original cast members that was in the first Porky's film. After the sequel Porky's The Next Day was made and it was Porky's Revenge we do not see all of the original cast members just some of them. I know that possibly some of the actors did not want to return to do possibly their roles in the film. Another reason is they might have had another film to work on and that is why we did not see them, or possibly the actors wanted more money to appear in the second or third film which the movie studios did not want to do and that is why they were not seen in the sequel or third film.

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Mostly expendable secondary characters from 1 didn't return. Like Honeywell and Coach Brackett.

Think Roger Wilson was busy with another film during the third one. Not sure which one.


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Well for the sequel they could have made it to where Honeywell and Coach Brackett got married or something like that. Plus, I believe the actor playing Coach Brackett was in One Day At A Time. I think he was a character on the show. I remember watching that as a kid during the early 80's.

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Well for the sequel they could have made it to where Honeywell and Coach Brackett got married or something like that.

True, but any kind of love story subplot with them doesn't really seem very necessary. Unless the whole film revolved around it like in AMERICAN WEDDING.


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Yes that is very true about that. Still I am surprised that they did not have them make at least a small apearance where Ms. Ballbricker could have been trying to complain and report them about doing something else wrong to get some laughs out of it.

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I do not like when film studios put Buela Balbricker's vagina in my face.

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LOL

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I guess you haven't seen Lord of the Rings or 2001 a space piece of crap...Those were the most awful things I've ever seen...

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Umm, I could pick a thousand movies much worse than this...

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What makes this movie extra stupid is how a bunch of hedonistic, 30-something, high school kids with no control over their libidos suddenly decide to become the guardians of morality and teach the world a lesson about bigotry.

They should have just stuck with being hedonists, like the Deltas in Animal House.



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The biggest problem with this movie, besides having nothing to do with Porky and not in the least bit funny, is all of the Christian and Republican bashing. Clark should have left his politics at home and written a sequel that had something to do with Porky. Unfunny garbage.

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Clark didn't write Porkys II but I agree with what you and Jon are saying. The thing with Schwartz in the first one was done tactfully but they just shoved it down our throats in this one.

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I don't remember them bashing Christians or Republicans. I remember them bashing fake Christians, like the congregation who preached one thing but did another (like watch porn movies and partner with the KKK). But the movie portrayed people like Ms. Balbricker and Mr. Carter as good Christian people.

As for Republicans....what in this movie bashed Republicans? Was the political affiliation of the commissioner who tried to seduce Wendy ever even addressed? Plus since this took place in the 50's it's likely that the racists in this film were actually Democrats although I again don't remember political affiliations being addressed.

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True, I was mostly just trying to make the point that Clark wasn't responsible for the outrageous preachiness in this film.

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Actually, Knocked Up is the worst movie ever, nothing funny about rape.

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You can't rape the willing.

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I don't remember a rape scene in Knocked Up.

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Who is going to start steaming these masterpieces?

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