Based on the poem 'Krull' by Robert Frost

Princess: Krull, release me from you mountain keep.

Krull: No, I'm horny, with you must I sleep.

Proncess: Your beastly form is a horror to me.

Krull: But your breasts draw me like fruit on a tree.

Princess: I will never press lips to your filthy mouth.

Krull: you'll kiss me before we teleport South.

Princess: I vomit to see your disgusting teeth.

Krull: but I am aroused by your succulent meat.

Princess: The prince will arrive with his glaive to destroy you.

Krull: before he gets here I've time to enjoy you.

Princess: you'll lose your erection when you see that glaive flying.

Krull: The old man who said it can kill me was lying.

Princess: He pulled that weapon from burning lava.

Krull: Which was about as hot as a cup of iced java.

Princess: Krull, unhand me, grip not my breast.

Krull: On my planet women have very flat chests.

Princess: Krull, this green noodle you place in my hand...

Krull: is my fully engorged reproductive gland.