Dedicated to Dr. Danielle Challis


Try to be best
‘Cause you're only a man
And a man's gotta learn to take it

Try to believe
Though the going gets rough
That you gotta hang tough to make it

History repeats itself
Try and you'll succeed

Never doubt that you're the one
And you can have your dreams!

You're the best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down

Fight ‘til the end
Cause your life will depend
On the strength that you have inside you

Ah you gotta be proud
Starin' out in the cloud
When the odds in the game defy you

Try your best to win them all
And one day time will tell
When you're the one that's standing there
You'll reach the final bell!

You're the best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down

You're the best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down

Fight ‘til you drop
Never stop
Can't give up
Til you reach the top (FIGHT!)
You're the best in town (FIGHT!)
Listen to that sound
A little bit of all you got
Can never bring you down

You're the best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!

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Danielle?

Did Dandy-Dan have a twin?

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Yes ma'am.

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And she was also a doctor?

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Gynecologist of course

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I could use a nap.

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Hey, I get way more than you do.

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No, naps. Wait. How old are you?

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8 years old!

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You guys hear the one about the bartender who's washing glasses when an old Irish guy comes limping into the bar? The Irishman hoists his bad leg over the bartstool, pulls himself up, and in a lot of pain, asks for a sip of Irish whiskey.

He looks down the bar and says, "Is that Jesus down there?" The bartender nods, so the Irishman tells him to give Jesus an Irish whiskey, too. The next guy to come into the bar is an old Italian guy with a hunched back, who shuffles up to the barstool and asks for a glass of Chianti. He also looks down the bar and asks if that's Jesus sittin at the end of the bar. The bartender nods, and the Italian says to give him a glass of Chianti, too. The third guy to arrive is a redneck, who swaggers in and hollers, "Barkeep, set me up a cold one! Hey, is that God's Boy down there?" The barkeep nods, so the redneck tells him to give Jesus a cold one, too. As Jesus gets up to leave, he walks over to the Irishman and touches him and says, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Irishman feels the strength come back to his leg, and he gets up and dances a jig out the door. Jesus touches the Italian and says, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Italian feels his back straighten, and he raises his hands above his head and does a flip out the door. Jesus walks toward the redneck, and the redneck jumps back and yells, "Don't touch me! I'm on disability!"

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I can't believe my ears.

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Geez Louise! I had no idea that Jesus was such a boozehound!

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Not as big as soggy!

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woa, slow down you two. It's getting late and I could use a drink.

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You two should get with Mr. Rafferty about a room.

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Soggy, room?

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