One More Year til Halloween.


come all ye Irish wayward travelers and lets get this party started right now!



tgs333 aka tomservo

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I wouldn't mind speeding up

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stop trending this thread, please

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Don't me break out the soft chainsaw.

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Whip out the sticky bum paper and get to work!

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Challis is about to get all up in that!

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he wipes side to side.

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What about front back to front?

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I don't know. Linda would.

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Typical day in the Soggy household:

Soggy: Inan, I made another colossal boo-boo in my underwear.

Inan: Bad timing, I'm used to it.

Soggy: Thanks, I knew you would understand.

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reset time. Glenn's only able to read one letter at a time. This should make it better for the lil guy.

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Thanks! Now if i could just find the android who keeps deleting my posts

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Oh man, you done pissed off an Irish Warlock. Good luck mate.

RIP

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#GlennHead'sLoverlivesmatter! #saveGlennhead! #longliveGlennhead!

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RIP?!? Am I going to die?

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No, that was me boo-booing in my pants again. That Ellen Page look-a-like is wearing a tight skirt today.

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I'm reporting you and getting your message deleted. Because you did this to me!

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I was always taught that when somebody needs help, you help 'em. I mean less there's gonna be trouble. There's not gonna be any trouble, in it. I mean you never know, when somebody might be needing help. It might be my turn next time.

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I'm guessing the culprit is this guy...
Ooh, it tickles when you click me like that!

Glenn, have you been given any warnings or an explanation as to why they're deleting your posts?

These moderators really need to explain themselves if they're going to abuse their power like this.

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All I can tell you, Soggy ... is watch out. You seen the TV cameras yet? They're watching you, friend. I guarantee you that.

Oh Soggy, you haven't got a dollar you can spare, do you?

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Teegy, have you noticed? You've got a lot of posts deleted on this thread too.

Why can't they just leave us be?

I'm going to write Jim (the site-owner) and get to the bottom of this.

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I'm to busy noticing other things. Say, about that dollar Soggy? I was gonna head on over the vending machine around 3 o'clock in hopes of meeting Ellen Page there. I thought I'd get a candy bar stuck in the machine and than have to shake it to get it out. Then I'd get like 2 for 1 and share the other candy bar with her. Sounds like a good plan? Impress her with my manly man-handy strength and be so kind to giver a free snickers bar. I mean unless you think getting another candy bar is a good idea. Be a lot better than sleeping next to the Water Cooler. I mean if you feel better I can just go sleep in the car or something.

Ah heck with it! WHY WONT THEY LET US SHAM-ROD OUR RODS IN PEACE!!!

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Stop acting like a black gas station attendant

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What's wrong with that? Mr. Jones was one cool cat.

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Mr. jones couldn't stop it. Don't stop till you get enough!! Get closer! Ooooo get closer!

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No soggy, just leave it be! I can't have the father of my children go to prison again.

But in all honesty I was using some pretty hefty language. But they don't censor it! It was tempting!

But some posts weren't that bad. Whatever. I've got better things to worry about. Like why Tom loves Ellen Page's dog face so much.

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Ellen Page...dog face!? Glenn, go to your room (with Marge) for 15 minutes. It's time-out for you buster!

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I just reported you Tom. For liking Ellen. Talk about Legend of the Dog-Faced Woman!

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liking? You meant to say licking right?

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Lick me Tom!

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Go lick some sticky toilet paper (after Challis wiped with it)

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Ellie.... yum

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I love you all

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Your drunk again.

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Is this thread completely dead? This used to be Party Central. Now it's like Silver Shamrock during Final Process.

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I guess you haven't heard the bad news, Glenn Head's Lover: this thread died peacefully in its sleep two days ago. Its last known words were "Tell Ellie I love her."

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You're a bad liar.

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Me or that Meta?

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What he said was... "They're gonna kill us all." And in a little while, he was dead. And I don't know what the hell is goin' on.

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