100+ things I learned from Inseminoid...

Since Nobody learned anything.. here goes...

1 - When you're leg is stuck, the best way to free yourself is to CUT the leg off instead of the pipe you're stuck in.
2- Send only parties of two to go kill a Sandy.
3- When you have a chance to kill Sandy, just step on her belly and then run away.
4- A monster can tell the difference between a space suited woman and a space suited man.
5- When something mysterious is about to happen, just keep staring at it.
6- An Alien monster will only show up to knock up a female member, and not re-appear later to get it's offspring.
7- Alien genitalia resembles a large glass tube.
8- Alien semen is green liquid with little brown balls in it.
9- We never know what kind of crystals the guy was holding..
10- When you see your crew mates getting killed, just stand there and run away without helping the one screaming for help.
11- Rescue parties wear cowboy hats..!
12- Instead of killing the baby monsters, bring them back to nurture them.
13- Baby monsters grow super fast.
14- Don't all gang up on the Sandy at once, send a few at a time.
15- When you make out, you won't notice the green glowing container nor hear the sounds coming from it.
16- An alien world will have a nicely light filled room and a table to have intimate relations with a crew member.
17- The men in the station are wimps.
18- Nobody can get lost in the miles of caves in the base.
19- When you got a chance to zap Sandy, advance SUPER slow with the cattle prods.
20- When you find out that Sandy can breath without the suite, just stand there gawking and looking.
21- When one of your crew members is stuck, do NOT get dressed and go help her, just tell her to re-connect her suit via intercom.
22- Gary doesn't understand the word "can't" and gives up easily..!
23- Gail apparently was the stupidest of the whole gang.
24- If one of your crew mates goes berzerk, do not go after him in suits, let him go crazy in the caves alone.
25- Don't shoot the crazy guy in the leg to immobilize him, aim for his heart.
26- Sandy didn't take her birth control pills like she was suppose to.
27- A woman will ALWAYS be fertile no matter when she gets boinked.
28- Mitch had a theory...
29- Synthesizer music can be used throughout a movie..!
30- Tranquilizers don't exist in underground stations.
31- The black guy always has to die early in the movie.