Random 'Absurd' thoughts...
I'm just watching the new uncut MYA DVD and I'm having random thoughts...
-This film has THE worst dubbing EVER !
-This movie has the second most alternate titles in film history. An incredible 11 titles ! Only beaten by 'Zombie Creeping Flesh' which has 12 or 13. Unless YOU know better...
-The 'special effects' range from very good and inventive (like the 'bandsaw' murder) to Big George holding eight inches of pig intestine in front of him
-Contains THE most annoying kid IN THE WORLD. EVER. That little muppet who looks like orphan Annie on a bad hair day
-I'm in love with Annie Belle. So much so, I've written her a beautiful poem of love:
Annie Belle, Annie Belle,
You're the one who makes my heart swell,
I know you want a husband all big and hunky,
But wouldn't you settle for one who looks like a monkey ?
If Ms. Belle reads this, do you still have the cropped, platinum blonde hair ? GRRRRR ! That's a sexy look ! I cannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
...sorry. I got overexcited and fell off my chair. I'd best move along
-Little Awful Annie is watching D'Amoto's 'Porno Holocaust' on T.V. with his Mom! How's THAT for liberal parenting !
-"Is it true the only sure way to kill him is to shoot him in the head ?" Err, yeah...that USUALLY does the trick.
-What big george lacks in acting ability he MORE than makes up for in screen presence. He shoulda' bin' a star ! Or a professional wrestler ("...AND HIS OPPONENT, THE ANTHROPOPHAGUS !"
-He's not just an old drunk...He's a TELEPORTING old drunk. The luscious Annie falls, drops something, and the old drunk appears IN FRONT of her, handing her what she dropped !?
-If you throw a 'Football Party' (as you do), DON'T serve real Neopolitan spaghetti. It's FAR too distracting.
-Is the little kid wearing one of Phil Spector's wigs ? Does he get to keep those in prison ? Does he keep them on 'Phil Spector's Wall of Rugs' ?
-If you're thinking of getting a dog, why not name him after a nineteenth century Hungarian composer and creator of 'The Mephisto Waltz'?
-This was filmed in 'The Land of Slippy Floors'. A magical kingdom in which most people have broken a hip by the age of twelve.
Perkins...the Uncanny
"Zombies, man. Creep me out..."