Why is this never on TV?
This came out when I was a kid ...but I've honestly barely heard about it the past 30 years.
I've seen many, many classics that came out around then (and before I was born) on regular TV and cable multiple times. I literally cannot remember ever seeing a commercial or seeing it on TV guide channel or just coming across it while flipping.
Why do you suppose that is?
"Bltch, what you DON'T know about me -- I can just about squeeze into the Grand xxxxing Canyon!"