I would have kept the Looker gun
Just think of the fun you could have with that thing!
- Police officer: "You were going 70 in a 55mph zone" <FLASH!>
- Guy in front of you in line: "Hey! I got a winning lottery ticket!" <FLASH!>
- Old woman next to you in airplane "Want to see pictures of my grandkids?" <FLASH!>
- Thug in bar: "What are you looking at, punk?" <FLASH! Knee to groin!>
- Wife: "Not tonight honey, I have a headache" <FLASH FLASH!>