Like a bad episode of the A-team
Only bloodier. I'm sure if I'd seen his when I was a kid I'd have thought it was cool (ooh ninjas!). but I didn't. I saw it recently as an adult and it was apalling. I'm sure if I'd seen it while f * cked and/or bombed I'd have found it funny. Bit I didn't. I was sober and it was apalling.
I gave it 3* as I was at least able to make it to then end quite painlessly. Feel Free to tell me I didn't 'get it'