The teenagers in the van


Okay, so as we all know in horror movies, the stupid teenagers die, because they break the rules but I think also their stupidity attributes to it...okay, you're in the back of a van having sex and somebody is outside, and he opens up the door to see, neither one of them bothering to get dressed first, what the hell? Who would, without having any idea who's outside, open the door stark naked?

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Maybe he was looking for some group action. Group sex was big back then and he figured it might be someone looking to hookup...or it was just one of his friends trying to pull a prank on him so why would he care if his friend saw him naked? From what I've heard, it was all one big orgy back in the late 70s and early 80s before people knew about AIDS. They also weren't modest...hence the fact men wore super short shorts and women did not wear bras.

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Or for all he knew it could've been a cop as well, and wouldn't that be a fun one explaining to the boys at the precinct?

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Maybe he was looking for some group action.


lol.

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My first thought upon seeing the van pull up; "...Wtf are Bob and Lynda doing in this flick?"

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True true, they died 3 years before!

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lol I totally agree with the OP.

I thought the EXACT same things as him. I also thought why didn't the kid try to feel up the girlfriend's tits since he already killed her boyfriend and then her. He already committed MURDER, so if he could get away with THAT, then he could also of course get away with feeling all over a freshly dead girl's tits before the body lost enough blood to not feel soft and smooth anymore. He was also totally sick in the head.

(and also if he couldn't get away with it and eventually get caught.... he could've, would've felt her tits to get him jail time's worth.)

I'd also like to add that the boyfriend should have covered up then drove somewhere else instead of going out naked looking for whoever the noise maker was. Driving somewhere else would have also reduced the chance of someone ELSE seeing his girlfriend naked.

To respond to some of the responses so far, a guy wouldn't willingly show himself with no care if his FRIENDS saw him naked cuz they were pulling a prank (not unless he was gay and wanted his friends to be impressed with it for them to also get it on with him)

And from what I heard even in the 70's and 80's most people wouldn't want their GIRLFRIENDS to be f ucking in orgies with a bunch of other guys! Their friends with benefits maybe, but they wouldn't want their own girlfriends to be with other guys.

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Could they have gotten in trouble for public indecency if the wrong person were to see even though they were in a van? I've heard of people ordering pizza and then answering the door naked when the delivery guy arrives but this definitely isn't the same type of scenario.

Burn, witch! Burn, witch! Burn! Burn! Burn!

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The chick in that van was like hot and when the punk shot them, the revolver obviously had blanks as there was no recoil. Did I mention the hot chick in the van? Her breasts are a ten & the male actor actually got a taste too!

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