your hair is the same color as these tires - Used Cars (1980) Discussion

[–] kelza71 21 years ago

Checkin' out this Cadillac? Awright!

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[–] Katz5 21 years ago

Rudy Polanski! Great shoes!

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[–] SilentRed 21 years ago

The prestige alone of owning a Buick Centurion can’t even be measured in terms of dollars and cents. Am I right, Stanley?

IMDB message boards: When people in the real world just aren’t childish or egocentric enough

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[–] plivingston-2 20 years ago

"Thats too ****in high"!!

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[–] genpor_55 20 years ago

It's a RED car Rudy!

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[–] dave4248185 20 years ago

"When my boss sees this, when he sees these figures, he's gonna have a stroke."

"Don't let the little head do the thinkin' for the big head."

"This country is goin' to the dogs.... It used to be when you bought a politician, that son of a bitch stayed bought."

"You killed my dog mister."

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[–] scottmay99 20 years ago

Rudy: "Hell we even had a group of Nuns out there protestin'" "Jim had to turn a hose on them!"

Jim: " Yeah and I knocked those M'F'ers on they ass, too!"

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[–] jgroub 9 years ago

"That's too f@ckin' high!!"

One of my favorite lines of the movie. It's his delivery that kills me.

I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.

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[–] jrryr8 18 years ago

Fifty bucks never killed anybody.

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[–] sjohnson-76 18 years ago

Rudy: "What the hell are you using on these cars Manuel, water based paint?"
Manuel: "Sure, we don't get much rain 'round here.

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[–] KarmaPunk 20 years ago

"Ah, *beep* There goes a perfectly good bumper sticker. "

"Most blatant case of false advertising I even did see"

"What are you, a *beep* parrot?"

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[–] jailhouserock762 20 years ago

What the hell are you trying to tell me sam? for years ive been kickin money into the mayors slush fund to see to it that brand new freeway ramp go,s right thru the middle of my brothers lot, but according to this im about to get fu@#$d
the freeway ramp is going right thru the middle of my lot.

what about you sam you are the assistant to the deputy of the district attorney cant you do something? cant you fix this

When i heard this i busted a gut but my advice to roy l fu#es would be dont buy at the bottom of the barrel if ur going to buy a public official buy the district attorney not the assistant to the deputy.

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[–] oxblood 20 years ago

Dumbest f*#%in' $h!t I ever heard in my life, Jeff! Damn superstitous crap!! I oughta push you under the ladder on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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[–] uk_stang 20 years ago

Lets take a look under the hood shall we? Cue sceaming woman! Hehe! :-)

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[–] rparmel2 20 years ago

Now aren't you a little big to be playing in the f-ing mud?

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[–] nateman79 20 years ago

"so come on down folks to..NOW wait just a god-dam minute what the hell is this $hit!!??? a 1972 mercedes for 22,000 dollars????? THATS TOO F'IN HIGH!!!!

We Vant Ze Money Lebowski!

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[–] tallpall 19 years ago

"Rudy, what the phuck is this?"

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[–] steveicm 19 years ago

Cinemajunkie

" If I can make and instal a pace maker in this man's chest, I damb well ought to be able to bounce a micro wave off a Sat Comm !!!!!!!!"

"Can I touch it, no man, Mine cost nine ninty Five !!!!"

"I think the president is a little more Important then Jim !!

"Listen to tall, If I have to take anymore sh*t off of you !!!!!"

"I'm so full of Valium, I rattel when I walk"

"Ok, can I offer you a sleepy ?"

" Ahh, This is a test pattern"

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[–] razorboy9 19 years ago

In the courtroom talking about the "mile of cars" false advertising case

Sam Slaton: Harrison gave him thirty years hard labor. You need somebody who'll throw the book at this broad. I've paid off all the experts, all the witnesses; I've even got her lawyer on my payroll (pan over to see opposing counsel asleep at the defendant's table), Roy. I can win this case.

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[–] merc_o_matic 19 years ago

Ma'am, that's yellow primer..........

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"

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[–] nateman79 19 years ago

maroon car my a$$. this *beep* RED!!

We Vant Ze Money Lebowski!

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[–] Katz5 19 years ago

No Toby, I said a Phillips screwdriver.

Well I gotta go now Duane.....I'm due back on the planet Earth

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[–] econobiker 19 years ago

"The bowling alley has the best salad in town."

(or something like that)

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[–] rparmel2 19 years ago

"Best salad bar in town? Airport Lanes!"

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[–] econobiker 19 years ago

Thanks man for the real quote.

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[–] Jeffery_Lebowski 19 years ago

"You're talking about F*C**NG with the President of the United States!"
"So what? He f*c*s with us all the time!"

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[–] eschwartz80 19 years ago

"Is there a black cat in the house?"

"They're tougher to close than their parents."

"Just get in the Mother*ucking car"

"She's from the consumer protect agency"

"No i'm not from the consumer protection agency"

"I know how you feel old Man I had a dog once, that ran away only she got hit by a truck. Now what's the deal on this 57 chevy."

"There goes a perfectly good bumper sticker."

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[–] rockatan_max 16 years ago

Rudy Russo, you are the most reckless, irresponsible, conniving operator I've ever met. And when you stand there and tell me you want to get into politics, well, I know you're right.

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[–] Dash_Riprock 16 years ago

Yeah, I saw 'em... A bunch of weird little charachters, towels around their heads, strange little goatees, yelling "Ayatollah, Ayatollah". Then they got in their car and left. Must've been Iranian students, out to discredit the American way of life.

"Let's go."

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[–] Doom 16 years ago

“We blew the s_hit out of that overpriced motherfúcker...”

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Wait a minute... who am I here?

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[–] picklerw 15 years ago

"If I can successfully install a pacemaker into this man's chest *Slam Chest*, I sure as HELL can bounce a few microwaves off a satellite!"

"We start recording at 9:05, before the audience get's bored and switches over to the 700 club."

"Remember, 9:05, Post Meridian"

"Huh?"

"Never mind"

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[–] Doom 15 years ago

“Microwaves... little ovens.”

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Wait a minute... who am I here?

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[–] break79 15 years ago

Front page advertising and it's free....

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[–] molloy1986 15 years ago

"Look, bare tits!"

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"I reject your reality, and substitute my own." - Adam Savage

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[–] knock7785-1 15 years ago

"That man don't know d**k!"

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[–] ecarle 15 years ago

Kurt:"He's in Miami."

Gerritt:"That's in Florida."

Jack: "I know where the f- Miami is!"

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