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These Monsters Get More Women Than I Do!

posted 17 years ago by jtfriday2000
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Why do these monsters get more women in two hours than I get in two years?! What is it about these monsters that make women fall into their arms? Should I dress like a moldy cabbage and start swimming at the beach? Maybe that's it. I've been been going about getting chicks all wrong. I should stop going to the gym, stop wearing cologne, and stop trying to impress them with my fancy clothes. I'm going to the grocery store and getting some moldy cabbage. Then I'm going to strip naked and put it all over me. After that I'm off to the beach and my dating problems are over.

[–] Geek_of_Geeks 17 years ago

I wouldn't recommend it, but I'm sure the monsters would suggest that you attack and rape the women, like they did.

[–] moviecollector 17 years ago

Well sir, if that's the only way you can get women...then by all means - go for it!

Just don't rape & or kill them, like what the monsters in this cult classic did.

[–] worthythorn24 17 years ago

LMFAO! Greatest thread ever.

That boy ain't right.

[–] salimy3k 16 years ago

Girls go for the 'strong, silent' types. Plus I'm pretty sure the sea-creatures MUST have really LOOONG tongues. Plus hanging out at the beach means you're pretty healthy - girls just LOVE healthy bodies - look how green and muscular they are! Plus...

[–] saint-21 14 years ago

this was very funny.. i know in real life alot of dudes that got no money and get more girls than i do.
Actually, the monsters didnt really get girls. they stole em..

[–] CharlesVariations 14 years ago

They acquired these women from attacking and raping them

[–] filmbuff1974 14 years ago

Well, if it works...

[–] my_newsletter 13 years ago

Well, they got wingmen left and right, so it's a bit unfair...

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[–] Phil_Cassidy 13 years ago