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Fastest Lay in Movie History

posted 11 years ago by ThresholdDweller
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Nick picks up Elizabeth, the hitch-hiker, just a few minutes past midnight. By 12:55 (or so) they're already relaxing in bed together. That has to rank as one of the quickest pickups and lays in movie history, next to the scene in Phantasm where Jody picks up the mysterious girl at the local tavern.

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[–] ThresholdDweller 11 years ago

Still is. Pimp to the end.

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[–] ThresholdDweller 11 years ago

... and women were, apparently, incredibly easy.

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[–] ThresholdDweller 11 years ago

I dig Lovecraft, but the username is a bastardization of an old Van Morrison tune. :)

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[–] ThresholdDweller 11 years ago

I have to shamefully admit I'm not that well read on Lovecraft to be able to voice any opinion. But it wouldn't surprise me. Lovecraft has had an immense influence on horror.

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[–] gwnightscream 11 years ago

Of course, Atkins (Nick) is slick with the chicks and doesn't waste time
smooth-talking them.

[–] StaticEngine 11 years ago

Well, there's some line in the truck where Nick says something about not being lucky, and Jamie's character replies "we'll see about that," with a sly grin. I guess they were both looking to get lucky ASAP.

[–] jones8557-1 11 years ago

And the wine was cheap.

[–] baran_erik 10 years ago

Oh, you still had to work at it, but your chances of success were much greater. Remember, this was before AIDS, when most STDs could be cleared up with a shot of penicillin and none could kill you. The women weren't easy, they were liberated! You could make them roar if you did it just right....

[–] silvercometred1 10 years ago

And before AIDS!!

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[–] crissedefou 11 years ago

It obviously isn't the first time she "hitch-hikes"

Atkins managed to score this fast without his trademark mustache... imagine if he sported the facial hair!

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[–] Son_Of_A_Bitch_Must_Pay 11 years ago

Did he bag the girl in Hallowen 3 quicker than Jamie Lee in this

Wait a second.. this is a food restaurant we dont serve salad

[–] MikePaul854 11 years ago

Judy's boyfriend in Halloween was the quickest lay. They go upstairs. By the time Michael walks around to the back door and goes through the kitchen, not even a minute or two has passed and Judy's stud is getting dressed and telling her he'll call her tomorrow.

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[–] ThresholdDweller 10 years ago

Michael should have killed Judy's boyfriend instead, for being so quick!

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[–] MikePaul854 10 years ago

But still a lay.

[–] Minus_The_Beer 10 years ago

I always found that pretty comical. It's Carpenter's sense of humor coming out in a subtle way.

And yes, he pulled it off without his mustache. Tom Atkins: A god among men.

Anyone here mentions Hotel California dies before the first line clears his lips.

[–] Carpenter_Fan 10 years ago

It's the white undershirt, gets the chicks every time.

The name's Plissken !

[–] stones78 9 years ago

A wife-beater no less!

[–] BFPierce 10 years ago

Hey, we are talking about Lt. Diehl from The Rockford Files here...

[–] MuMu2525 10 years ago

What's even more impressive is that Nick didn't even have to buy her a drink first. He just gave her a sip of his. Fast and economical.

[–] ThresholdDweller 10 years ago

Haha! So true!

[–] Dan_Garten 10 years ago

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[–] fiatlux-1 10 years ago

 So very true!

A close second would be when J.P Monroe beds the blonde in "Hellraiser III".

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