Why didn't they set it in America?

......... one letter per minute, his brain dulled by his exposure to junk food, junk movies and junk culture. His view of the world moulded by the evil mixture of Fox News, Ann Coulter and other pea-brained 'political commentators', his view of reality moulded by repeated viewings of Anna Nichole Smith and the sure knowledge that there was no civilisation or culture beyond America's shores.

"Why do these people speak differently to me" he asks himself with a confused shake of the head. "Where are the explosions? These people can't be real. Real people are only one dimensional".

In his confusion, this sad, braindead moron has no idea of what he's been missing. He's too stupid to realise that there is quality, well-rounded entertainment out there. America (not to mention Britain, Australia, Germany, Italy and other countries he's never heard of) has made it with a goodly selection of decent film and tv and has a rich heritage he could be proud of. Selected works by Spike Lee, Martin Scorsese, Paul Schrader, Oliver Stone and other talented directors that he'll never see cos there are too many like him out there, filling the multiplexes everytime Michael Bay, Uwe Boll and other popcorn producing craphounds premier their latest *beep*

He's too dumb to realise too that Babylon did have an American equivilent (or as close as it would get) called 'Do The Right Thing'. Not quite as good, not as raw but every bit as angry and a pretty good film in itself.

Still, he hasn't come back to defend himself so I guess these words are wasted but it's still fun taking the piss out of people as *beep* as this.



'Culture, sophistication, a little bit more than an 'ot dog' You said it Bob!