Best. Line. Ever


Mason Parrish: It looks to me like the architecture is slightly abnormal.

Dr. Wissenschaft: Somewhat? This guy's a *beep* gorilla!

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...closely followed by, "Okay. I'll tell you one thing-- you come out of that tank looking like an ape,and I'm going over to Mass. Mental and commit myself." LOL

The war is not meant to be won... it is meant to be continuous.

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that line was stuck in my head instantly.... how insane!

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LOL. Yeah, that's a good funny one! I like a simple one..."I'm no longer an observer, I've become one of them."

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I love that scene.

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"It's clean, real clean. Like my conscience."

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A few years ago my wife and I separated and something Eddie told Arthur when asked why he was getting divorced really summed up my feelings at the time:

"Emily insists she's in love with me whatever that is. But what she means is she prefers the senseless pain we inflict on each other to the pain we would otherwise inflict on ourselves. But I am not afraid of that solitary pain. In fact if I do not strip myself of all this clatter and clutter and ridiculous ritual I shall go out of my f*@#ing mind."

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And it was delivered by none other than Henry from Punky Brewster.

I was like wow! It's Henry! Where's Brandon?!


~What if this is as good as it gets?!~

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Another good line: for Emily, sex with Eddie is like being "harpooned by some raging monk in the act of receiving god."
And that was before he turned into a caveman.

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