Things learned from watching the Muppet Movie
Getting lost and asking Hare Krishna is a great running gag
Out of all the colors of balloons there were to choose from, Gonzo only thinks red or green is a choice
Dragonfly ripple and honey flavored ice cream is readily available at ice cream stands
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection
Frogs can ride bikes and bears can drive Studebakers
There's nothing out there you can do, why, even Santa Clause believes in you
You can "break into" public television
Some giant yellow canaries actually choose to walk halfway across the country instead of taking a bus or a plane
Not even a receptionist at a movie studio who has animal hair allergies can stop Kermit the Frog
Gonzo is a little like a turkey, but not much
Great plumbers are born, not made
The price on the car sticker is the price you pay, and never more, never less.
You can owe a group of people a nickel
Like the proverbial cheese, I stand alone. Even while seated.