Beautifully Shot, Scored, and had mucho atmosphere!
However, this film was a whole lotta nothing when boiling it down.
It was almost too subtle for its own good. So many things dont really make sense either. The Investigator subplot led to absolutely nothing and was pointless!
Steiger got way too much screentime here and you could smell the ham from your living room as he chewed up everything.
Brolin was hilarious and not in a good way lol. Kidder just had fans blow her hair as she stared at nothing!
The nun puking as if a bowling ball came out was hilarious. Jodie and her whole presentation sucked. How many swinging chandeleir shots did we get? Too many!
The book (despite being proven a hoax) was still a scary read so why did this not follow that? Lame.
Sooo much potential was wasted.
However George's line to the cateter was comedy gold!
"Listen pal, I dont like being hassled in the men's bathroom so I am gonna write you a check or else youre gonna eat your owm goddamn food!"
THEN THE CHECK BOUNCES!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA.
"Well hot damn." -L. W.