The Actual Book
Can people who own this book type it up, chapter by chapter onto a post?
"The only way to have a happy ending is to not tell the rest of the story"- Orson Welles
Why can't you just buy it?
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In a hole in the ground there lived a Hobbit.
Forget this I'm not THAT bored. Just watch the little movie I posted in January it'll sum it up for you. In fact I'll give you the lyrics. I hope Mr. Nimoy won't mind.
http://homepage.mac.com/evanbaumgardner/iMovieTheater6.html
The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, by Leonard Nimoy
In the middle of the earth in the land of Shire
lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
With a long wooden pipe and fuzzy little toes
he lives in a hobbit hole and everybody knows him.
Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins only 3 feet tall
Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins greatest little Hobbit of them all.
Now Hobbits are peaceful folks you know
They're never in a hurry and they take things slow.
They don't like to travel far away from home
They just like to eat and be left alone.
But one day Bilbo was asked to go
on a great adventure to the caves below.
To help some dwarves get back their gold
that was stolen by a dragon in the days of old.
Oh Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins only 3 feet tall
Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins greatest little Hobbit of them all.
Well he fought with the goblins.
He battled the trolls.
He riddled with Gollum.
A magic ring he stole.
He was chased by wolves
lost in the forest.
Escaped in a barrel from the elf king's hall.
Oh Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins greatest little hobbit of them all.
Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins greatest little hobbit of them all.
Damn thats a great clip thanx for sharing it.
shareThat was pretty amazing...I think it may have scarred my mind...or as Stan might say..."Dude, this is pretty f'ed up right here.."
shareHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaokay I'm done.
Whew. That is one hilarious piece of work, that. Wow.
As a side note, I had already perviously watched that, but I had mostly forgotton about it... hahaha.
Can't you just rent it from a local library? Last time I checked, that's free.
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Terrific singers, the French. *snipping motion* Eunuchs, all of them.
what a moron, just go to the library, its free!
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Can't you just rent it from a local library? Last time I checked, that's free.
Public libraries are not "free" - they are supported by the taxpayers.
The OP needs to BUY the book. If he can not afford a used paperback (which are easily found for $1.00 - I picked up such a copy the other day - the edition with the Tolkien-painted artwork on the cover) then that is HIS weakness.
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I own two copies of the book. Really not that much to buy. Really not that hard to sign out of a library. Why would someone want to waste their time doing that for you...someone too lazy to borrow or buy it?
shareif you want the book i could send it to you by email, i have the story saved
"sir, sir, i gotta check and see if you've soiled yourself" Peter Griffin - Family Guy
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