God, how I've always hated Joyce Van Patten (Cleveland)
What an absolute c@nt. "Wow, who woulda thought those marshmallows had it in them." You f'g condescending b!tch. I have hated her for almost 40 f'g years since I saw this when I was a kid.
(Okay, okay, I know she was just an actress playing a role, and she musta done a goddamned good job of it to make me continue to feel such intense, visceral hatred even after 40 years, but still.)
I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.