Quincy drinking game


Take a sip every time Quincy cries about "beuracracy".
Take a sip whenever Quincy asks Sam to get results back to him right away.
Take a sip every time Quincy is flirting with a chick way to young and attractive to be interested in a guy like Quincy.
Take a shot whenever Quincy gets outraged and starts yelling. Make it a double if Quincy pounds his fist against a desk.
Take a shot at the point in every episode when Asten is disbelieving of Quincy's theory about the death, and urges him to just sign the death certificate.
Take a shot whenever Sam gives Quincy some crucial information, and Quincy hurridly runs out of the room and grabs his jacket.
Take another shot at the point in every episode where Asten finally realizes that Quincy was right all along and comes around to his side.
Take a shot every time Monahan yells something to the effect of "Dammit Quincy, stay outta this!"
Take a shot everytime they do a camera shot of Quincy's giant black coroner's stationwagon.
Take a shot whenever Danny makes a bad joke.
Take a shot when Quincy criticizes another coroner for not doing a thorough investigation.
Chug your drink when Quincy suggests digging up a body.
Chug your drink if Quincy is testifying in front of a committee.
Chug your drink when Quincy finally declares "It was murrrrrder, Sam!"

Feel free to add your own.

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Take a shot if Quincy employs an experimental technique or emerging science to prove that it was murder.
Chug your drink if Quincy ends up defending his position on a talk show.

We can't stop here... This is Bat Country!

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Take a shot when Quincy turns to the camera and says something like "I had no idea that drug abuse/alcholism/toxic dumping/organ theft/aged doctors who make mistakes/illiteracy/crooked truck companies that force drivers to work for 27 hour a day, etc, was such a problem."

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. A hat made of jelly, green jelly.

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Take a swig everytime Brill speaks, it'd take years to get drunk if that was the only rule!

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Drain your drink any time Quincy utters the line, I don't belieeeeve it.....

A simple phrase, but for whatever reason, one that he uses (or a slight variation of it) time and time again (usually to underscore Quincy's complete frustration with the system, and/or those running it).

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Chug whenever Quincy yells "LIVES ARE AT STAKE HERE!!!!!!"

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Take a long,cold drink if the murder(s) of the week had some kind of extra-marital affair involved. I can give a couple of examples if you want.

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take a shot every time Aston complains about the budget

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Take a hearty draught every time Quincy leans on Sam.

*hic* *hic* *hic*

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Take a shot whenever Quincy complains about the coffee.

Chug your drink when Quincy raises his finger to make a point.

Sip your drink whenever Quincy lectures Sam about basic medical knowledge, which he should already be aware of.

Down a beer every time Quincy gives someone a stern look. ;)

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You, sir, have won the internet. Thanks for making my day, but video would be nice of all of those things.

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Came here to post Quincy Drinking Game because of a word that is usually used numerous times in every episode. Funny there's already a thread here.

Didn't see anyone mention this one.

Take a drink every time someone says the word "Terrific!"

It's amazing how many times that word is used. I laugh every time I hear it!

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Take a shot every time Quincy says "C'mon!".

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