I would like to see Disney do a remake and title it "The Matterhorn Sanction". Here is the synopsis. The maintenance crew of the Matterhorn ride at Disneyland comes to realize that one among them has the ear of corporate and has gotten former crew members fired for criticizing the company's penny pinching ways. In an attempt to cut costs the company has let maintenance standards slip to the point where ride malfunctions have resulted in injuries and even death to park visitors. The crew received a tip that the rat fink who got the former crew members fired has a bum leg that causes him to limp when the weather dips below 50°F. (Hey, this is southern California, and 50° is considered cold at night.)
When the co-worker with the bum leg is identified after overnight temperatures in January dip into the 40s the other crew members plan to get him to ride alone in one of the bobsled cars which conveniently has brakes that don't function. You can guess what happens next. Oh -- Vanessa Hudgens takes over the Jemima role.
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